Edinburgh Fringe 2014
Edinburgh in August is one of my favourite places on earth. It is four years since I last went, for various reasons. I had almost forgotten how much I love it.
I believe it has been my 14th visit to the Fringe.
I first went in 1997 for The Stage and Mail on Sunday newspapers and fell in love with it, particularly the comedy festival.
After that I visited and reviewed every year until 2009, when I took a break, and then took the three years off from 2011-13.
I would usually go up for a week and review for The Stage and my own entertainment magazine, Standup Comedy Magazine, now known as S-C-Magazine.
Sadly, work for The Stage has gone by the by, so I had to resurrect my own publication, which went down with my marriage in 2011 (my ex and I shared a server where the site resided).
Doing it reminded me of all the fabulous stand-up comedians that the team had seen and reviewed over the years: Vic Reeves and Bob Mortimer, Al Murray, Jerry Sadowitz, Johnny Vegas, Micky Flanagan, Simon Munnery to name but a few.
After the stress and effort of looking for work, the excitement of getting away for a few days hit me the day before we were due to fly to Edinburgh.
To save money, I draw up a schedule and phoned round the venues and PR people to try to get review tickets (plus-one) for all the shows.
Despite not having got myself accredited as a journalist, which I could have done, I managed to get free entry for around a dozen shows, having to buy a ticket for three others. Being a jobless, even those came at concessionary rate.
Laura and I flew from Gatwick to Edinburgh, having left Mr Cheeky in the capable hands of our friend Agnes, who moved into the flat to look after him.
We had rented a room in a flat in Castle Terrace owned by a very pleasant lady.
By early afternoon on the Friday (8 August), we were watching our first show, a crazy harpist in Get Divorced and Join The Circus, at The Stand. It was great to be back in town.
The four days went by at tremendous speed. It did not seem long at all till it was Monday night and we were back at the airport.
Edinburgh has changed. While I was away, a tram system has been installed, no doubt at vast cost.
Looks good though. It also now has its own big wheel, like almost every other major city in the UK.
Where the Gilded Balloon once was, now a nasty modern building stands.
And, horror of horrors, the artistes' bar at the Assembly Rooms has been turned into a Jamie Oliver restaurant. Sacrilege!
I am also older and more decrepit. At the age of 52, I cannot race around the city like I used to in my late thirties and early forties. My knees are too painful for that.
We still walked everywhere, covering at least 30 miles over the four days, sometimes in heavy rain. However, it was a slower process than back in the day.
We were not so sure about Nicole Harvey's Delicious and Dateless, Rob Rouse's Through The Looking Ass, or Sameena Zehra's Homicidal Pacifist. Not quite our cuppa cha.
Overall, the standard was high. We did not see any comedians whose performances really stank.
There were still mad acts, too. Candy Gigi was one of the craziest acts I have seen for a long time. She would have been perfect for Joe's Comedy Madhouse.
It would be wrong to say the Fringe has not changed since I started going. It has changed a lot. But it is still as wonderful. Just in a different way.
We had a drink with my priest friend, Father Peter Scally SJ, parish priest of the Sacred Heart Church, Edinburgh. It was great to see him and to catch up. He was on great form.
We also visited an art exhibition and an international photography show.
Edinburgh is such a cultural Mecca in August! There is no point thinking of even trying to see everything. You can only relax, enjoy the atmosphere and whatever shows and events come your way.
Despite some very heavy rain and it being early in the festival, the streets were very busy. I expect that by the final week, most of the shows - free or not - will be full to capacity.
The Fringe's free comedy festivals are now much more professional than a few years back. Far more full-time pros are turning to free comedy - simply to reduce their venue costs and risk.
With the bucket collection, they probably end up making more money than they would do in the Pleasance!
I managed to keep up my moderate drinking regime - now in its 32nd week - which meant I did not have a hangover at any point, another Edinburgh first. It also meant I got to bed a lot earlier than I used to. All to the good!
Back at home, Mr Cheeky was having a wild time with Agnes and her sister.
Laura found a picture of one of Mr Cheeky's forebears, Wing
Commander Charlie 'Cheeky' Cheekington, who served courageously at the Battle of Britain. (It is now displayed at my bedside beside a Byron poem handwritten by my elder daughter.)
By the end of the four days in Edinburgh, I was exhausted. . . but I can't wait to go back next year.
Returning from my short break to the work-search has been tough.
I was invited to an interview with an alleged headhunter in central London. But when I got there, he seemed as wide as The Thames and asked for £1,500 to put me in touch with "three-and-a-half million businesses in the UK".
The promise to find me job vacancies before they existed (based on intelligence from the newswires) did not quite ring true, so I kicked him into touch. I felt I was being conned.
Still, it is something to tell my friendly JobCentre Plus coach on Tuesday when I next sign on.
A-Level results have been on my mind. I was wondering if my younger estranged daughter, F, has made her grades.
I had heard from Twitter that her college in Brighton had achieved its "best-ever" AS and A-Level results but that did not really help me as far as F was concerned.
So, I was absolutely delighted when I went to the gym today and picked up a local paper with her smiling picture on the front page and page 19.
Although there was no caption or further information about her (what has happened to standards in regional newspaper journalism?), I can only assume she has made her grades and is going to her varsity of choice.
If you're reading this, very well done, tiger! I am proud of you!