Reading is one of my main interests but I do not often write in any
detail about the books I devour. So, in this blog entry, I am going to talk
about the past four books I have read.
I am trying to read all of my books – a hopeless task but a fascinating
one nonetheless. It means you read books you would otherwise almost certainly
not pick up or even consider looking at.
For instance, I recently read a book simply entitled “Guinness Dublin”
which has a dirty brown cover with some partially erased scribbling from a
Inside on the first facing page, former owners of the book have written
their names and addresses: Rev. J F Mulligan, 508 North Fourth Street,
Burlington, Iowa and Miss Catherine E. Mulligan, 10 North Pleasant Street,
Taunton, Mass. (both in very faded black ink), Master P Mulholland, 5 West
Road, Billingham, Co. Durham, England, (1/1/62), and then the same Master P.
Mulholland at Forrests Hotel, Hoy, Co. Tyrone, Northern Ireland, and at the
Cresswell Arms, Newbiggen, Northumberland.
All this is very curious. On the next page, someone has written, in
thick pencil, “William IV”.
The book itself is a history and guide to St. James’s Gate Brewery, and
is packed with information about the brewery and black and white images of its
progenitors, Arthur Guinness (1725-1803), the Earl of Iveagh, Chairman of the
Company, a previous Earl of Iveagh (1847-1927) and so on.
What I liked about this strange and beautiful book was the picture that
emerged of Guinness as a paternalistic company looking after its people from cradle
Three fully qualified doctors were on site daily and “any employee,
wife or child, may attend for advice and treatment. These privileges are also
extended to widows and pensioners”.
One of the Medical Officers resided on the premises and “is available at
all times day and night” and happy to visit patients at home!
In addition to
the doctors, “two dentists, two pharmaceutical chemists, two nurses, a lady
visitor, a masseuse, four clerks, and several porters and female attendants”
Under the heading “Thrift”, the book gives details of the savings bank
that the company has run for its employees for half a century: “Deposits of one
shilling or more are received daily in the Cash Office. . . Interest at the
rate of Five per cent. gross per annum is credited half-yearly”.
It also ran
The Guiness Permanent Building Society – “a fund from which [workers] can
obtain advances with which to purchase houses to live in” and the St. James
Gate Assurance Society so workmen can insure themselves on very favourable
Under “Recreation”, the book says that “to enable workmen and their
families to enjoy a day in the country every man is granted what is known as
‘Excursion Day’ which may be taken at any time he selects during the Summer. .
. Railway tickets are provided in the case of whole families, and, in that of
single men, a second ticket is provided for a friend. In the addition to the
free tickets, a gratuity of Five Shillings is granted to each married man, and
Two Shillings Sixpence to those to those unmarried to ensure, as far as
possible, that the excursion may be enjoyable”.
On the down side, the additional annual employment ranged from "One Day
to Twelve Days", dependent on seniority. Of course, all workers got a
non-contributory company pension – worth a small fortune compared with today’s
parsimonious stakeholder pensions.
No one could fault Guinness in terms of the clubs it provided for its workers.
The Fanciers’ and Industrial Association, for instance, was just for Brewery
employers and covered the keeping and breeding of pure bred Dogs, Poultry,
Pigeons and Cage Birds, the cultivation of Vegetables and Flowers, and home
industries including Wood Carving, Cage Making, Fretwork, Sketching,
Photography, Cabinet Making, Handwriting and Dancing.
There were also classes
for the children of employers covering Children’s Dresses, Patching, Darning,
Hand-knitting, Plain and Fancy Sewing, Blouse and Hat Making, etc. Phew!
An Athletic Union, formed in 1903, organised Association and Gaelic
Football, Cricket, Boxing and Physical Culture, Swimming, Hurling, Athletics,
Cycling and Tug-of-War.
The Brewery had a “very fine Association Football pitch
on which two Hockey International Matches have already been played” with a
Grand Stand seating 1,000 and a terraced bank for a further 30,000.
I could go on and on.
Working for Guinness in Dublin back in the day (we
are talking 1920s and 1930s here) was clearly pretty amazing. I have no idea what
it is like now.
I certainly enjoyed this book which also tells of the history of the
brewery and the brewing process. Stout, it seems, was originally an 18th
Century London beer known as Porter (because it was popular with the laboring
classes such as porters!)
The Pictorial Section at the back is particularly beautiful with scores
of monochrome images of boiler houses, old engines, hop wagons, wort
refrigerators, fermenting tuns, yeast skimming, cask-making, the cooperage
yard, racking room, stables, hoghead lowloaders and the Cross-Channel steamer, named "The Guinness" (unsurprisingly).
Finally, having been ill for the past month (everyone around me seems to have been ill), I cannot ignore the
medicinal benefits claimed by the book for Guinness.
In a chapter entitled Stout as a
Beverage & Medicinal Adjunct, which states: “The enormous sales of what
is known all over as the world as ‘ Guinness ‘ have been due, not only to the
appreciation of the public of its intrinsic merits as a beverage, but to the
recommendation of its medicinal qualities by the Medical Profession.
of letters have been received by the Company from doctors, recording their
experience of the value of ‘ Guinness ‘ to patients suffering from various
maladies and disabling conditions.
The book goes on to list the miracle cure quality of Guinness in
extracts from letters received by the Brewery from patients and quacks:
INSOMNIA: “preferable to bromides and hypnotics in such cases”;
DEBILITY: “I never lose an opportunity of recommending patients
suffering from debilitated conditions such as follow pneumonia, influenza and
the fevers to take Guinness. The results are most striking. . . it has few
NEURASTHENIA: “… besides working as a tonic to jaded appetite, the
alcoholic content serves to soothe the irritable nervous condition. . . much
preferable to the consumption of drugs”;
CONSTIPATION: “. . . almost unfailing benefit in the cases of chronic
constipation, and often enables the patient to dispense with the usual
artificial bowel stimulation”, and
DIGESTION: “. . . the finest tonic and adjuvant to digestion we
As if all this is not impressive enough, the chapter concludes:
“Guinness has been in daily use for many years in Dublin Lying-in Hospitals as
an effective aid to nursing mothers.”
Well, I have spent the past month ill, with a bad back, influenza and a
wretched cough and cold, and much as I like Guinness, I can honestly say it has
only made me feel more ill in the mornings!
The second book I have read recently is A Desert Rat Entertains by Jenny
Jenny is a relative of a close friend and she launched her book at a packed
event at Crawley Library in Sussex on Armistice Day.
It is essentially the wartime love story of her parents, Ray and
Margaret Doreen Harris, told through the surviving letters from Ray to Doreen.
None from Doreen to Ray appear to exist still.
Ray was a Desert Rat, a member of the Seventh Armoured Division, who
took part in all five of its Second World War campaigns, driving a tank.
also spent part of his time as the leading light of a pro-am troupe entertaining his comrades
in arms. A trooper and a trouper.
When you get into the swing of it, the book is enthralling.
Ray vaguely knew Doreen when they were children as their parents were
friends. She gave him some dancing lessons but he did not, it seems, show much
interest in her at that time.
Ray’s sister Vera suggested that Doreen write to him, using his family
name “Son”, while he was in the forces but it took months for him to reply to
her first letter and thereafter there was no correspondence between them for a whole
However, when he was posted to the desert of North Africa, Doreen wrote
to him again and, suddenly, Ray found a need within himself for the
At what seems to me to be an astonishing pace, he went from signing
“from Son” to “I hope you will write to me often and look upon me as a
boyfriend. . . xxxxxx Yours always, Son” to “Ever yours, Son” to “With fondest
love and kisses, Son.xxxxxx”.
He enquires: “You haven’t told me if you have a boyfriend yet. I’m
afraid I am going to be rather jealous if you have, so how about a photo of
yourself and a real love letter? After all you are putting a lot of kisses in
your letters and sticking the stamps on sideways so why not the real thing?”
The following month – December 1942 – Ray wrote: “I wish we were engaged
don’t you darling?” and then they were engaged.
In between the letters Jenny Hall keeps the readers up to date on what
was happening in the War, particularly Ray’s part of it.
He did a lot of heavy
fighting but led a charmed life, emerging without a scratch while many of his
Ray made seemingly endless efforts to get leave, eventually pulling it
off and marrying Doreen in February 1944, honeymooning in Brighton. After that,
he had terrible difficulty getting any more leave even when he is stationed in
England and goes off to D-Day without seeing her.
The book gives the reader a real impression of how tough it was in the
British Army in the Second World War. Ray was doing his work as well as writing
and producing shows to entertain the troops.
There is no indication of where this showbiz talent came from. He seems
to have been of professional standard with friends and contacts in the
At one point he wrote to the notoriously parsimonious Max Miller
asking for some jokes and Max sent him some. I cannot imagine Jimmy Carr posting out his precious jokes (although I once switched on the telly and heard him telling one of mine! - a coincidence perhaps).
Post-war, though, Ray gave up entertaining and worked as a coach
panel-maker, leading a very quiet life in Brighton and Lewes. Until now I guess
he has been an unsung hero and his daughter’s book will do something to address
My third book was Catullus: The Complete Poems (includes parallel Latin
I recall reading Catallus in Latin lessons at Poole Grammar School with
the legendary Latin teacher “Pinky” Parkes (whatever happened to him?) and
However, reading the Roman poet’s full oeuvre while feeling ill was a bit of a head-blast. I think a lot of
it went over my head. Perhaps, I should have read the notes at the back of the
Catullus is best known for his bitchy little poems, attacking friends
and foes in the most vitriolic terms. One can see why schoolboys like it!
has lines such as: “They’re a fine match, the shameless sods, Those poofters
Caesar and Mamurra.”
I don’t think I particularly enjoyed the experience of reading this volume. It
struck me that Catullus was a seedy guy in a sleazy and horribly corrupt society. The Romans have a lot in common with the Nazis.
Of course, in the
Latin, his technical skill as a poet is apparent and this is largely lost in
translation to the English.
The long poem – The Marriage of Peleus and Thetis – left me fairly cold.
It seemed to go forever and I missed the countless allusions to the stories of
the ancient gods.
I imagine Catullus felt he had to write an epic to prove his greatness
as a poet when really his fans much preferred his catty obscenities.
It was a bit
like the blue funnyman Roy Chubby Brown assaying to write a piece of Greek mythology.
The final volume in this quartet is My Story by The Homeless and
Formerly Homeless of Oxford – a book that anyone who has lost a home would
An unidentified researcher interviewed a selection of residents of O’Hanlon
House, Oxford, about their stories.
Some of them subsequently chose to write
their own stories which were just gently edited by the researcher to excise
However, most of the power over the content of the stories was
definitely in the interviewees’ hands and it shows.
For me the most heart-rending story was Andy’s. He lost his home after
the breakdown of his marriage and ended up sleeping rough for a month during
the coldest March for half a century.
Since he found a place in O’Hanlon House
his main desire has been to see his son but his wife has done everything in her
power to prevent this from happening.
The other stories cover the full gamut of nightmare childhoods, drugs
and drinks addiction, criminality, depression and abject despair.
Perhaps, the strangest character was Marcel who says he has no drink or drugs issues but managed to get kicked out of home (he does not explain what
happened) and has lived in its car, parked outside, for seven years!
Marcel seems remarkably together and almost decadent in his approach to
homelessness. He saved up his pennies until he had enough money to go on a
champagne hot air balloon trip over Oxford, commenting: “I needed that one
thing that would stand out in the multitude of homelessness within the town”.
He also went on a three-day canoeing trip. This I found particularly
amazing. If you were homeless, would you choose to go camping?
Unfortunately, the story is mainly about these activities and you do not
get to understand why Marcel is homeless although, perhaps, there is a clue in
his comment: “If I had to change one thing. . . it would be the legal system.”
I can certainly relate to that.
I have moved onto a book my mum has lent me but my quest to read all of
my books goes on.
Reading helps keeps my mind off other things.
I am not sure I am looking forward to Christmas. It will be a break but for the past couple of years Christmas has been a sad time for me.
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